ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore
you sound fannytroubled
a little bootybothered if you ask me
someone’s having a little tushytantrum
(via pizza)
ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore
you sound fannytroubled
a little bootybothered if you ask me
someone’s having a little tushytantrum
(via pizza)
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The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.
(via pizza)
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LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKER. YOU THINK YOU KNOW JAWLINES? YOU COULD CUT DIAMONDS ON THAT SHIT. HIS HAIR IS MADE OF SUNSHINE AND WORLD PEACE, AND IT DEFIES GRAVITY. GREEN EYES? NO, FUCKERS. THOSE EYES ARE MADE OF FINELY CRAFTED EMERALDS, LABORIOUSLY HAND CARVED TO MAKE YOUR PANTIES DROP. WHAT’S THAT? YOU LIKE FULL, LUSH LIPS ON A DUDE? YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE. HE’S EVEN GOT THAT HOT STUBBLE ACTION TO COUNTERACT THE HEAVENLY SOFTNESS. JENSEN ACKLES IS A UNICORN WRAPPED IN DENIM AND FROSTED WITH SPRINKLES,
#hair is made of sunshine and world peace #eyes hand carved to make your panties drop #sounds about right #jensen fucking ackles everyone.
YOU CAN’T MAKE A HIGH-DEF PICTURE OF JENSEN FUCKING ACKLES AND EXPECT THE UNIVERSE NOT TO IMPLODE
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